The "Paganettes" vintage trucker hat features a rare 1875 photograph of 'The Dance of the Naughty Sappho' a late 19th century revivalist ritual popular among young women in upper-class England. The actual structure of the dance was somewhat open to interpretation, it's only requirement being a grand finale in which all involved dove into a large wriggling pile in the middle of the circle and screamed "Naughty...Naughty, Naughty Sappho!"

Clearly a cult - clearly one we'd like to join.

"Worship the Hussy Alpha & Omega!"